[Voice/Action]

[lezareno_prez]

[After the events of this thread a while ago, Regal has been attempting to find out just who broke into the bakery, but his own personal investigation hasn't given him any leads. Of course, this means he has to turn to other sources; namely, the journals. Surely someone knows something about the identity of these mysterious pie thieves, right?]

Would anyone happen to know who was responsible for breaking into the bakery and making off with several pies two weeks ago? The method of entry suggests either someone inexperienced with breaking and entering, or someone who didn't care whether they were spotted or not. I have my suspicions, of course, but I would like to know if anyone else had seen or heard anything as well.

[And that afternoon, Regal will be at the bakery as normal, except he's not baking-- he's gathered some items from the stores to use in making some rather Rube Goldberg-esque burglar alarms should said pie thieves return. It's no Lezareno Company security system, but it will do for now.]

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[Voice]

[fonon-professor.livejournal.com]

[No matter how many times she hears this story, it just won't stop being amusing. Who on earth would break into a bakery to steal pies that are free?]

You're finally resorting to gathering intel?

[Voice]

[lezareno_prez]

[Personally, Regal thinks it's hilarious as well, and leaves him even more curious as to just who would be that... well, clueless.]

Yes, my own investigation seems to have come up a bit short on suspects so far.

[Voice]

[lezareno_prez]

That I'm not sure. I suspect they may have had a sudden craving for pie after the bakery had already closed for the day.

[Voice]

[wise_maiden]

[Raine knows that she hasn't been getting out much lately, but... really?]

That's... odd. Is everything all right?

[Voice]

[lezareno_prez]

Everything except for a few unfortunate pies.

[voice] Oh God...like he needs to be in more trouble right now...

[all7seas]

[Jack will try as best as possible to disguise his voice in this transmission. And the best way he can think of to do this is to try to put on a posh accent. Also, he's sort of whispering--like maybe he shouldn't have access to his journal at all right now.]

Oh I say good fellow, mightn't it have been a bear what broke in then?

[voice] ... okay I literally laughed out loud at this tag

[lezareno_prez]

[Regal isn't quite sure what that accent is supposed to be, but you can hear the smile in his voice as he responds to this stranger.]

I would hope the bears around here have better manners than that.

[antisilent.livejournal.com]

[...Heh. Well then, we could just go down an odd route so-]

I've known someone to break into the grocery before.

[lezareno_prez]

Do you know their motive for doing so?

[Voice]

[eidolon-soul.livejournal.com]

This is the first I've heard of any bakery theft. I'll let you know if I hear anything, of course. Is the rest of the place alright?

[Voice]

[lezareno_prez]

Aside from a shelf of pots and pans and the missing pies, nothing else was harmed. It would seem that our thief had an absolutely irresistible craving for pie that couldn't wait until the next morning.

[goldenglasses]

[The good part of Vash says he should confess. The part that loves donuts said he should keep his mouth shut.]

I have no idea! Good luck catching the scoundrel!

[lezareno_prez]

Thank you, Vash. I will be sure to let you know who was responsible when I do.

[Wise decision, Vash.]

[herotypical]

But...everything's free? Why would they break in? Talk about nonsense.

[...She has no idea about what happened. If she did, she'd flip a table.]

[lezareno_prez]

That's exactly what I am wondering myself.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ Oh my God, he's going to end up in jail isn't he. ]

Uh.. haven't heard anything.

[lezareno_prez]

[THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T BREAK AND ENTER, BONES.]

Nothing at all?

[corrinesbell]

Somebody broke in? You need better security.

[lezareno_prez]

I was hoping that I wouldn't need any security at all here.

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

Whaaaaat? Sounds like someone was awfully hungry.

[lezareno_prez]

It does, doesn't it?

[most-talented.livejournal.com]

If I ever get my hands on them...

[lezareno_prez]

Do you know who was responsible, Makoto?

[karatebunny.livejournal.com]

Are the cakes alright!?

[lezareno_prez]

The cakes are just fine. The only casualties were several pies, but it was nothing that couldn't be replaced.

[voice]

[blue-velocity.livejournal.com]

[That's... odd. Sonic had just been there to the bakery back with Regal himself and had stopped by a few times after that.]

What the-- What's the point of that? [Everything is free, but what bothered him more was it took time and effort to keep the bakery running as it did, not to mention the whole breaking the law part.] Are you all right though? You didn't get hurt or anything, did you?

[voice]

[lezareno_prez]

I'm just fine, but I'm afraid I can't say the same for the pies. Five of them fell victim to these mysterious pie bandits-- truly a tragedy.

[But he sounds more amused than anything else by the entire thing.]