[Voice/Action]

[lezareno_prez]

[Regal is in the kitchen of House #27, preparing something for dinner as usual. However, it doesn't smell like his typical cooking; in fact, it smells downright odd and perhaps a little nauseating. Definitely not normal.]

That's odd, I could have sworn I put in the proper amount of spices, but it doesn't look right at all. Perhaps it needs more cumin...

[OOC: Regal is normally an extremely organized and logical person. Take away those qualities, and bye-bye ability to cook.]

Comments

[kendama-pro.livejournal.com]

You sound like Raine when she's trying to cook. Except she has issues with citrus fruits, not cumin.

[ooc: Regal's not a Wonder Chef anymore?! D8!!]

[lezareno_prez]

I can't understand what went wrong. I followed the recipe to the letter... I think.

[OOC: Not for the rest of this experiment!]

[kendama-pro.livejournal.com]

Well, you probably didn't, if something went wrong.

Never thought you would make this kind of mistake, though.

[voice]

[chie-not-chuck.livejournal.com]

[Oh my God, I broke sensei.]

... Are you having trouble?

[voice]

[lezareno_prez]

I seem to have read the recipe wrong, that is all. But I have never done that before...

[voice]

[chie-not-chuck.livejournal.com]

Weird... or hey, maybe it's your mind's way of telling you to try a little more variety!

[kid-in-red.livejournal.com]

Something up, Regal?

[lezareno_prez]

It appears that I misread a recipe I was preparing, that's all.

[kid-in-red.livejournal.com]

Seriously? You never do that.

[Action]

[fonon-professor.livejournal.com]

[Gelda, having soon noticed this foul stench, appears in the kitchen for a closer look. Poisonous gasses floating around the house can't be a good thing, after all. She quickly pinches her nose shut as she enters the room, her stomach giving an uneasy twitch.]

What is that horrible smell?

[Action]

[lezareno_prez]

[Uh-oh, caught red-handed... he's in the middle of stirring this horrible concoction when she walks in. Um. IT DOESN'T TASTE AS BAD AS IT SMELLS? ... yeah, that one probably won't work considering that it's currently bubbling like some sort of unholy witches' brew.]

It was supposed to be stew, but it would seem that I misread the recipe and added too much spice to it.

[Action]

[fonon-professor.livejournal.com]

No kidding.

[She quickly has to stifle a cough. Regal, just give it up, man. Throw it out before it starts plotting Luceti conquest.]

[Voice]

[wise_maiden]

What are you making...?

[Voice]

[lezareno_prez]

Lamb stew, or at least that was the idea.

[Voice]

[wise_maiden]

You sound like you need help.

[Voice]

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

Are you a chef or something, mister? Maybe you should let someone who can actually cook take over for you.

[Voice]

[lezareno_prez]

Cooking is a hobby of mine, and I run the bakery here as well. It would appear that I simply misread the recipe and added incorrect amounts of spices.

[Voice]

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

Isn't cooking a woman's job? Did your wife tell you to?

[martelandmany.livejournal.com]

[In a voice far too gleeful to mean offense:] Ah, so you've learned from Professor Sage?

[lezareno_prez]

'Learned from'... what do you mean?

[martelandmany.livejournal.com]

Your culinary style... It's starting to resemble hers? Perhaps I'm wrong.

double fail o/ p.s.: action

[omelets-of-fury.livejournal.com]

[Have your new bakery helper come home from groceries, Regal. And she can't humanly miss this, because you live right on the way between the town square and C(ommunity)H(ouse)B(uilding) #2, according to the new fancy maps. And holy crap the smell is strong enough to be picked up before she even set her foot on the bridge - SOMETHING IS OBVIOUSLY WRONG OVER THERE. Brb locating the building in a few seconds flat and tossing her grocery bag aside next to your house before knocking on your door. Allow her a few seconds of shock once she finds out that it's you, Regal. o/]

H-hello? Excuse me, but are you okay in there?!?

[Action]

[lezareno_prez]

[... oh dear. Well, THIS is certainly awkward... it's kind of difficult to assert your position as head of the bakery when you're currently cooking something that smells like a rather large animal up and died somewhere in your kitchen. IT'S JUST THE CUMIN, REALLY. It tastes better than it smells? Maybe?

Anyway, coming to answer the door now.]

Is something wrong?

[most-talented.livejournal.com]

Having a widdle bit of trouble, Regal-chan~?

[lezareno_prez]

... Makoto? Are you feeling all right?