[Voice]

[lezareno_prez]

These Malnosso have a truly terrible sense of humor. Giving me my handcuffs as a 'gift' was bad enough, but this is ridiculous.

I would advise everyone to keep their distance until this experiment is over-- I am not entirely sure I can control the powers of this form. I would hate to harm anyone by accident.

Lloyd, Raine... I don't suppose any of you happen to have any seafood gels on hand? I find myself with the oddest craving for them.

Comments

[kid-in-red.livejournal.com]

[...what, Regal. Just. There are no words]

Uh. ...Seafood gels?

[lezareno_prez]

Yes, they're quite popular in Izoold.

[kid-in-red.livejournal.com]

I, uh, know what they are, Regal. But why seafood?

...And what are you, anyway?

[salvationfound.livejournal.com]

...

A Nazdrovie.

[lezareno_prez]

I believe the more common term is 'light-frog.'

[salvationfound.livejournal.com]

...Is that truly what they're calling them now?

[is-watching-you.livejournal.com]

Ahem... 'Nazdrovie' is the preferred term. The name 'light-frog' is hardly a fitting name.

[Voice]

[wise_maiden]

Hm?

Oh, it seems as if you've been affected as well... I'm sorry, though I don't have any on hand. There is a chance that they might have appeared in the shops, however.

[Voice]

[lezareno_prez]

I do not think it would be wise for me to visit the shops while in this form. Unlike the light-frog we encountered in Izoold, I have no desire to cause any unnecessary property damage.

[Voice]

[is-watching-you.livejournal.com]

Nazdrovie.

[Voice]

[wise_maiden]

...

Where are you staying currently? It may be too dangerous for you to remain at home, should you become unable to control the light frog's power.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER [Voice]

[loveangelflonne.livejournal.com]

'Seafood gels'? What are those?

[Voice]

[lezareno_prez]

They are like standard healing gels, only with a strong seafood flavor as opposed to a fruit one.

[Voice]

[loveangelflonne.livejournal.com]

Gels can heal? I thought they just styled your hair ...

[corrinesbell]

...Regal? What the heck is going on around here?

[lezareno_prez]

It would appear that this is some sort of experiment.

[corrinesbell]

You're kidding. [here, taste the sarcasm. Maybe it tastes like seafood gels]

You're also...a frog.

[mass-manipulate.livejournal.com]

...

You resemble, superficially at least, a Touch Me.

[lezareno_prez]

... what?

[mass-manipulate.livejournal.com]

A Touch Me. A strange, rather large variant of frog.

[fortunefail]

It's been a long time since I last saw a Nazdrovie.

[lezareno_prez]

At least you have not been turned into one.

[fortunefail]

I am thankful for that, yes.

[fonon-professor.livejournal.com]

My, my. You were given handcuffs? That's quite an unorthodox gift, even from the Malnosso.

[lezareno_prez]

As I said, their sense of humor is rather lacking.